Was the Election a Conspiracy?

Gettin' the Mule's Attention
As Retold by Dr. Mike Lockett, The Normal Storyteller

     It wasn't that long ago when a farmer looked to buy a mule from his neighbor.  He asked the neighbor if the mule had any particular problems.

     "No," was what his neighbor replied.  "This mule will do anything you ask him to do.  All you have to do is ask him nicely."  Then he added, "Just make certain you never mistreat my mule if you buy him."  The price was fair, and the mule looked healthy, so the farmer bought the mule.

     The very next day, the farmer wanted to begin his spring plowing and break some new sod that was pretty thick with prairie grass.  So, he burned off the top layer of grass and sharpened his plow blades so the horse could pull the plow through the tough roots and ready the field for planting. He hitched the mule to the plow and said, "Git up!"

     The mule, however, had no intention of pulling that plow and paid no attention to the farmer at all.  The farmer tried talking nicely until his face nearly turned blue.  Then he stomped angrily over to the farm where he bought the mule.

     "I think you lied to me," he told his neighbor.  "You said all I had to do was talk nicely, and the mule would do anything I asked of him."

     That's when the neighbor picked up a wooden two-by-four that was leaning against his barn.  He strode right over to the farmer's house without saying a word.  He walked right up to the mule and hit it in the head with the two-by-four.  After walloping the mule, the man  walked up by the mule's ear and whispered, "Please pull that plow."

     The mule started moving as fast as he could, pulling that steel plow through the tough prairie sod.  "I thought you told me to never mistreat your mule," the farmer told his neighbor with a questioning look on his face.

     The farmer hesitated and said, "Like I said - talkin' nice to him works every time. But, sometimes you have to get his attention first."

Ok the American people are the mule, Government is the farmer.
If you want to get the people to do something first get their attention.

Rep. Kanjorski: $550 Billion Disappeared in "Electronic Run On the Banks"

The interesting part comes at about 2:00. The next link also includes a partial transcript.

In Who Attacked Our Economy? Why Does No One Care? by Diana West
There's a particle transcript from a Rush broadcast that asks,

"Let's assume that there was a $550 billion ... electronic run on the banks and money market accounts in one to two hours. The question is who was doing this? Who was withdrawing all this money? And the next question is why? That's where my mind starts exploding, and this is dangerous to have these explosions going this way. Could it have been George Soros? Could it have been a consortium of countries -- Russia, China, Venezuela -- countries that are eager to have Barack Obama elected because they know that will make it easier for them to continue their own foreign policies in the world?"

Than once you get their attention you have to make them do what you want.

Obama's Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques in His Speeches

And the video 

Is Obama Using NLP Hypnosis Techniques?

I'm appalled at the things that are in the stimulus bill. I thought maybe some of my liberal friends would at least be questioning it...I thought. After taking a quick browse through their blogs no one is mentioning it. From the looks of it they either don't know what's going on, or don't care. Why not? It's their money and their country.  Nope, nothing. It's not that they're Obamatrons, it's that they're O'zombies.

Now that he has our attention, now he's leading the country to slaughter.