I saw this in a comment on Townhall.com

Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes them both to sell you milk.

Nazism: You have two cows. The state takes them booth and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. State takes them both, kills one pours the milk of the other down the drain.

Democrat/Socialist: (same thing these days....)You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You are guilty of being successful. The governmennt takes one and gives it to someone else.

Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none until he earns his own.

Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both of them and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours the milk is expensive and sour.

Capitalism American Style: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull and build a herd of cows.

What kind of country do you want?

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From another comment in the same thread:

We the People should try another American experiment.
Consolidate all our States then divide America equally into two States, the State of Socialism and State of Capitalism.

What kind of "state" would you choose?